Monday, November 29, 2010

Pukimak !

Roy : r u working?

Roy : if ur nt eh
and if u need cash or watsoever
if u tknk u cn ask ur girlfrens la
ok
if u do phonesex
im willing to pay u
or ur frens
no trick no nothing la

Me : ni daa sakit kuat pee ? phonesex pon jady ?
qaw ni manusia ke binatang sia ?
prangai binatang ponn sempurna saq !

Roy : eh
nie la celupah
i ask tau
neverdo anything
say yes or no je
kau step baik je
porn semua
lol

Me : yeah !
qaw pk pompan naq layan qaw !
stop it eyh prangai gitu !
taqde malu pee , aquu pompan sio .
aquu baeq ?
ade aqu ckp aqu baik ?!
aquu ngaku aqu ade jahat , tapy jahat aquu taq mcm qaw , seburok mcm qaw !
prangai anj !
last warn eyh bro !
bkn naqq kutok , COMLIMENT aje bro (:

Roy : lol
u think i dunno u
u think i dunno ali spade?
u think i dunno wat u hve dne
hw many times u main blakang him
sikit je dia tahu
yg lain??

Me : huh ?
karot pee qaw ?!
ni ahr org , cover line peeh ?!

Roy : delete that post b4 i tell him him la
ehhh
ive known him for years la
frm his name said
to ali spade
to babi bantot
to tanker
b4 i tell everyone on fb ur story
delete whatu wrote abt me
i asked u tau
thats all
i nvr embarassed u
if u dun like just tell me to stop
its just words that u read nt me molest u
calling him la nie
are u gna delete tthat post or nt
ken zone tk jauh la

Me : hahaha !
koneq nyeee qaw !
nampaq sah sgt naq cover line gee !
qaw pk aquu naq org gy back up aqu , i dun need all that , but jus wanna says stop ur prangai yg koneq !

Roy : cover line eh
dgn kau nk cover line
hw many other guys hve u brgth to grandlink la
many rite
n they werent ur frens
ive seen u many times la
u think he will believe u or his brother
im nt asking alot tau
im telling u to tke that post off
thats all

Me : ok , i dun entertain here .
why nut yu meet me , we tok ok , dun bring along anybody , its only me & yu haw ? ape motive qaw saying this .

Roy : i can mt u anytime
pat ubi pn bole
dekat
bt r u sure u want to mt me?
if u plan to bring spade rite

Me : yeah why ?

Roy : i wld knw abt it
trust me

Me : huh ?

Roy : so yes

Me : i say its only yu & me .

Roy : ok
cn
nt today la plz

Me : meet me arnd my area can ?

Roy : ubi
ubi is my kampong tau

Me : today ony im free .

Roy : tdy i cnt la

Me : why ?

Roy : y?
cause i hve other plans
its a monday

Me : i jus wanna noe whats ur motive all !
what plann ?!

Roy : u knw im horny true
i agree u say i sakit kuat
bt i knw ur very open thats why i ask
ok lbt reply

Me : I say im open , but aint the dirty one , still dun understand ?!

Roy : im nt calling u a perempuan murah
bt u knw everything u did
i asked for phone sex je and i nk pay u

Me : if yuu think im nut a cheapos girl , yuu wont treat me that way !
coz with the way yuu treated , its like yuu are treating me the cheapos one !

Roy : guys mintak u main and they belah
and im macam sial

Me : ape yg main ni sumee ?
did yuu ever seen me menyundal dgn laki !

Roy : are u sure u nvr?
main ringan2
sama la
pegang pegang

Me : prove it to me that aqu pernah menyundal ? amcam ckp ?
are yuu sure i gt bring other guys to grandlink ?
isint that my frenn ?

Roy :i dun need to prove to prove to u..
i need to prove to him
u knw what u did la
tkmu la deny
its ok

Me:ok , tell hym whatever i did that yuu saw ?! amcam ?

Roy:if i really wanted to tell him iwld already

Me:i deny , ay helloh , im aint afraid if i was to be truthful !
we shall see !

Roy:ok r u sure thats what u want?

Me:yeayy , go ahead , im waiting haw good is ur proveness !

Roy:if im right and ali believes at that very time i wanna fuck u k
as soon as he leaves ull mt me and we;ll fuck k
set!?
lol
still mention my name
silap number dua eh
i hvent even told anyone tau
ur testing my patience eh budak kecik

Me:ohhh we shall see . hahaha !
im waiting .
hus will be the one to be drowned !

Roy:lol

Me:budaq kecil ?
waooooh !
takot nyeee abg kite ni .

Roy:lol
silap ketiga

Me:hahaha ~
???

Roy:mke sure he sends u hme everynight k
ok

Me:whye haf to ?

Roy:lol
just mke sure
like i told u ubi is my kampong
lol

Me:ohh law die taq antar , asl ?
qaw naaaq watpee dgn aquu ?

Roy:ur new there

Me:im new ?
tol ?

Roy:so u dunno everything

Me:really ?
ok tell me hu else yuu noe !

Roy:lol
bdk ubi?
alaaa
dun count the bdk kecik la
i start with bdk2 telok blangah can

Me:agypon if yuu noe evryone , its not my fcuking prob .
budaq kecik ?
hahaha !

Roy:yes i knw
u ask me i answerla
so dala

Me:ok , we shall see , sape yg budaq kecik skrng yee !

Roy:no needto reply la
ok
like u said ur a pompuan

Me:whatever k bro !

Roy:so tke cre

Me:MURAH ?
hahaha !
tc too bro , we shall seee !

Roy:mahal pn bole bayar la!

Me: Hahaha ! i dun expect all that bro ! ;D

Roy:im nt ur bro la
n ur a sundal
so i only wanted u to mke me cum

Me:aww really ?
ok sorry anj !

Roy:nw u want this
i lyn

me :hahaha !
go ahead !
pastime , i like .

Roy :tu hotel merana tunggu k
juboh kan kau la

Me: ohh really ?
qaw sangke aquu ni murah .
ok , nanty aquu tunjuk qaw , betape MURAH nah aquu ni !

Roy: buat kau mcm kakak nye ali la
siti lob
juboh je

Me: hahaha !
mase nye tgu kay !
naqq ungkit itu sume .
tgu saje yee !

Roy :siti wild bapak dia pn ok pe
kinky kan dia
lol
post l on fb
say shsha manje kene main dgn bapak dia and she loved it
tell ppl
lol

Me: qaw koneq pee ?
hahha !
ni haryy qaw lepas , qaw tgu silap hary !

Roy: lol
lol
tell siti nk main lagi tk
and u dun step innocent la
u fuck fuck
then step baik
lol
only ali thinks kau baik
the rest knws ur a sundal

Me: fuck fuck eyh ?
mehh try aquu peh fcuk !
dtg ahr jumpe aquu nary , asl bachol ?

Roy : lol

Me: ohh really ?
maklum laa , aqu sundal , kwn pon sundal .
beyh , taq happy sundal mcm kite ? (send as a message)
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Roy : i will mt u k syg
tk bachol
cume bz k

Me: bz tolaq tepy laa anj !
amcam jumpe ahr nary !

Roy: bye sundal
soon kk
very soon
bye la

Me: Sundaaaal! Bukan nye maq qaw yg sundal gee ?! ^^

Roy:ok

Me:Bohpler qat buah tekak pe ?
Ajaq jumpe , taqnaq , aqu sorang gee !

Roy: tkmu send lagi
lol
bz la
when i free ill wait for u under ur block k

Me:hahaha !
bz eyh gee ?
aquu tawu sape qaw !
BYE anj !

Roy:lol
yes aku la kakak kau pe laki la
lol

Me :prangai , m pee !

Roy:lol

Roy: lol
nie la bebual minah sundal
m pee
lol
gi sekolah balik la
Me: Qaw taq abes2 ngn qaw peh sundal , taqde ord lain pe ?
Ituu je ahr qaw tawu sundal ? Naq pmpan sundal ? Meh cini ! Ni pmpan sundal boleyh ajar qaw ! Harami !

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